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On today’s menu:

  1. Understanding America’s economy.

  2. Trump's debate drama.

  3. Kamala's comeback: From VP to POTUS Possibility?

  4. Uber's €290M oopsie: When data goes on an unauthorized joyride.

  5. Coatue's ByteDance breakup.

  6. Telegram’s Tango with EU Law: A French Detention Cha-Cha.

State of the economy

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Economic Calendar

Source: IMF

  • Biden’s Economic Bragging Rights: Biden's got the U.S. economy down as "world envy" material, but nearly half of Americans aren’t buying it—46% say things are worse since Trump left the building.

  • GDP vs. Public Opinion: The GDP’s been on a steady climb, but that hasn’t stopped 45% of Americans from thinking we’re still spiraling down the economic rabbit hole. 📈 

  • Partisan Lens: Your view on the economy might just depend on your political flavor—Trump fans think it's doom and gloom, while Harris supporters are a bit more chill.

  • G7 Flex: While Americans fret, the U.S. is actually outpacing its G7 buddies, thanks to a strong labor market that’s making Europe and Japan look like they’re still hitting snooze. 💤 

  • Inflation Blues: High inflation has split the country into the "haves" and the "struggling to have any at all." The rich are staying comfy with their assets, while many others are hustling to make ends meet, living paycheck to paycheck. 😒 

2. Trump's debate drama 🎭 might ghost harris showdown? 👀 TBA...

Source: Getty Images.

Aight, peep this tea on Trump's debate drama:

  • Trump's out here throwing shade at ABC News 👀 called 'em "FAKE NEWS" and questioned why he'd even bother debating Harris on their turf.

  • He's low-key sus about the whole setup 🕵️‍♂️ Bringing up old tea from 2016 about leaked questions and calling out past drama.

  • Trump's asking the real Qs 🤔 Like, where's "Liddle' George Slopadopolus" at? (He meant Stephanopoulos, btw. Classic Trump nickname game.)

  • The debate tea is piping hot ☕ Trump's hinting he might ghost the whole thing. He's all "Stay tuned!" like it's a reality show cliffhanger.

  • Meanwhile, Harris is playing it cool 😎 Only agreed to this ABC debate so far, leaving Trump on read about more showdowns.

3. Kamala's comeback: From VP to POTUS Possibility?

Source: NPR News

  • Kamala Harris is pulling a Lazarus act in the polls, rising from the political dead faster than a zombie in a B-movie. 🧟 

  • She's snagged narrow leads in the "Blue Wall" states, making Trump's campaign sweat more than a politician in a sauna.

  • The Sun Belt's still hotter than a jalapeno eating contest, with Trump clinging to a lead skinnier than a supermodel's waistline.

  • Democratic pollsters are playing it cooler than a cucumber in a snowstorm, warning against "irrational exuberance."

  • With debates and early voting on the horizon, this race is tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Buckle up, folks!

4. Uber's €290M oopsie: When data goes on an unauthorized joyride 🚗💸.

Source: Getty Image.

  • Uber's been slapped with a fine chunkier than a London cabbie's tip jar for playing fast and loose with EU drivers' data.

  • The Dutch Data Protection Authority caught Uber red-handed, shipping sensitive info across the pond faster than you can say "surge pricing."

  • Uber's crying foul, calling the fine "unjustified" like a toddler caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

  • The data in question? Everything from ID docs to taxi licenses - basically, a stalker's dream package.

  • This isn't Uber's first rodeo with fines; they're racking them up faster than a frequent flyer miles. Third time's the charm?

5. Coatue's ByteDance breakup: When $240 billion just ain't enough 💔💰.

Source: The Economist.

  • Coatue's flirting with the idea of selling part of its ByteDance stake, like a tech investor version of "It's not you, it's me."

  • They're hoping to cash out at a $230-240 billion valuation, but some buyers are eyeing a $210-220 billion price tag. Talk about a ByteDance discount!

  • ByteDance's financials are hotter than a viral TikTok dance, with revenue up 40% to $120 billion in 2023. Not too shabby for a company in the regulatory hot seat.

  • The path to IPO is hazier than a San Francisco morning, thanks to China's regulatory crackdown and U.S.-China tensions. It's like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded.

  • Even with ByteDance's valuation sliding faster than a teenager's attention span, it's still giving Meta a run for its money in the revenue department.

Source: The Economist.

6. Telegram’s Tango with EU Law: A French Detention Cha-Cha 🤖✊.

  • Telegram’s CEO got a surprise French vacation, courtesy of local authorities

  • The messaging app swears it’s playing nice with EU rules, pinky promise

  • Turns out, even tech bigwigs can’t dodge the long arm of European law

  • Telegram’s trying to convince everyone it’s not the bad boy of messaging apps

  • This whole ordeal is messier than trying to explain crypto to your grandma

Other news worth knowing:

Technology

Elon's X-tra homework 📝 employees gotta flex in one page for stonks 📈 no cap?

SpaceX’s Polaris Dawn private spacewalk scheduled for liftoff on 27 August 3.38 AM EDT. 🚀 

AI

Neither humans nor AI can detect AI-generated content reliably. 🤖 

Inflection AI will cap free access to its hit chatbot Pi in the coming months.

US-China collab drops AI drug dealer 💊🤖 Not the plug you think, It's for medicine! 🧪🔬

Startups

Startups continued to shutdown in Q1 of 2024, per Carta. 📉 

Business

China's economic flex 💪🇨🇳 4 secret sauce ingredients spilled 🥡 What's the coffee for global biz?

Paycheck reality check 💸😬 40%+ of full-time workers can't even live?

China’s money moves 💰🇨🇳 new rules drop for tiny lenders 📏 financial risk control game still on. 🎮💼

Gold gang winning 🏆💰 Fed's rate cut tease has them hyped 📈 record rally loading? 🚀"

World

Europe’s economy is doomed to stagnate, says Nobel laureate warns.

Israel’s economy is struggling and ending the war could help.

Israel says situation on Lebanon border ‘not sustainable’. ⚠️ 

Oil up 3% after halt on Libya and Middle East war fears. 🛢️ 

Russia fires huge missile at Ukraine’s power grid.

Japan's air force goes turbo 🚀🇯🇵 China's planes playing chicken? 🐔 

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